How to Have Sex with the Kids Around
Sex without sin is like eggs without salt. And most of us want our sex the same way we want our eggs - hot. Admit it, there's nothing hotter than verboten sex. Of course, nothing is more forbidden than the notion of getting caught red-handed. Not by your parents, but by your children. And not in a good way. Here are some good rules of thumb for sneaking in sex when you're under the same roof as your children. Most babies under six months aren't aware of what's going on. Although it might be somewhat of a buzzkill, you can probably swing a quickie if baby is asleep in the room. Once they're older than that, put your baby gear to good use. Those Pack 'n Plays or baby swings will come in handy. Strategically place them around the corner in front of the television while you do the deed. Stay within hearing range and make it quick. Obviously, you want to put safety first. Make sure you aren't exposing your child to any danger.